Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Alice's Wonderland

Titles can be won, honor lies in the scars
Blood won't turn blue, a thousand crowns you may lift.
Own all the land, can you own the sun and the stars?
Knowledge you can gain, blessed are those with beauty as a gift.

And then comes the Alice

She owns the sun with her royal shine,
Her beauty and brains seducing the land like wine.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

On the House !

Scene1: Hotel Pivot

Reception Babe: Welcome to Hotel Pivot, Can I help you
GuljariLal: Yes I'd like a table for Two
Reception Babe: Yes Sir, and would you like a seat near the Bar?
GuljariLal: *Silent*
Reception Babe: Sir? U need a seat near the Bar?
GuljariLal: Cancel the fuking reservation
Reception Babe: Sir?
GuljariLal: Yeah All this reminded me that I need to fill "bars" in a "Pivot" "Table" for my Boss.
Reception Babe: Non Excel Jobs Rule , Bitch.


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