"The date":
Kaalu, DuDu, Tinku, Veer in
room.
Kaalu: rolling joints
DuDu: Reading
Veer: Painting Nietzsche
Tinku: On Laptop
Room: Extreme Dirty. Full
of Smoke.
Tinku: *Gazing on Laptop* Abe,
Shalini is asking to meet me
Silence in the room
Kaalu: Meet se yaad aaya, aaj
meat roti kha lete hai
Everybody gives an agreeing
hmmm
Tinku: Saalo, I think I got a
date
DuDu: *Looks Up* Paste Kar le
Everybody gives an agreeing
hmmm
Veer: Sahi hai.
Tinku: Mere ko bencho deo do
kahi se laake
*Everybody Laughs*
Kaadu: *rolling joints* Baap ki
shaadi hai bhosadi ke? deo chahiye. Paste karne ki permission de toh di DuDu ne
Tinku: I dont know, mere ko deo
do bas
*A little bottle comes flying
and hits tinku on his head*
DuDu: Ye Laga le.
Tinku: *Staring at plain white
bottle*YE KYA HAI ?
DuDu: Powder. Koi toilet mein
bhool gaya tha.
Everybody Laughs
Tinku: Powder? Bencho main ni
jaa raha powder laga ke. Saara bachpan mummy powder ka phua bana ke school
bhejti thi.
Everybody gives an agreeing
Hmmm
Veer: Friday ko shayad History
club ka quiz hai. Usme third prize Deo hai Axe ka.
Tinku: Apan third kaise aaenge
waha?
{If Tinku and Veer went to
History quiz they were BOUND to get the first prize}
DuDu: Probability , Game theory
sab laga do bencho. TInku bilkul maths nahi aati yar tere ko.
Meanwhile Kaadu has the powder
bottle in his hand. Has stopped everything and is staring at it.
Kaadu: Khushbu to aati hai
waise isme se. Dikkat kya hai?
DuDu: Kaadu Gora ho jaa, powder
laga le.
Tinku: Abe Kaadu gora kyu
hoga?? Agar "Goro Bharat Chhodo " aandolan ke time par kaadu zinda
hota to aandolan ka poster boy hota bencho.
Kadu Screams: JAI HIND
Everybody Starts shouting
Nationalist slogans and crap shit like "George Bush Hai Hai" and
breaking things.
