Hush the Mush

So today morning I woke up to see this extreme mush story on my friend Mojo's wall. Both of us couldn't agree more on how fuking funny it was..... 

Ok so here it goes : 

Girl: I'm having my operation now I love you.

The girl lays on operation bed.
......
Boy stands there with watery eyes without saying I love you too.

Girl finishes heart transplant, the boy is gone.

Girl: Nurse where is he?

Nurse says: They didn't tell you who's heart they gave you, did they?

Nurse hands the girl a note

Girls reads note

''I told you it was yours'' ?...

…………………………………………………..

Yeah okay you can have your Aww moment now.

But here’s what my friend wrote for it : “m so unhappy the story ended so quickly. It was treat reading this”

And I was like…Okayy…..why not complete the story J

So here comes my version now :

Gal: Damn he shud have told me, i wanted his blue eyes too
And my liver if possible, too many drinks lately u see.....they dont call me drunk whore for nothing
And where the fuck is his will?
And who's gonna own the bastard in my belly now?

...................................................

"He waaaaaaa?"

And as if this wasn’t enough , I went on

Doc: He gave away his heart for ur transplant
Gal: But I came here for a Boob Job ? Who the fuck took his heart away?
Russian Mafia in Background: Oops !