Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. I, Angela Jolie's Right leg am honored to welcome you to the awards for loneliest beings on planet.
The nominations are :
1) That guy whom the mafia threw in the lake with a stone tied to him
2) Chinese Xichau Dragon of the Ninxhixig Volcano for whom one has to cross twelve realms of torments just to see him
3) That piece of potty thrown in the universe by International Space station floating in space.
4) That blonde who agreed to listen to her nerd bf's field medal winning hypothesis on Differential Vectors convulated on a probabilistic gaussian curves of elliptical kind
Pls hurry, winner gets a mirror to talk to himself.